raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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1 day ago on September 21st, 2014 |73,853 notes

reo-swagwagon:

freexcitizen:

gray-firearms:

bossrobotdad:

hamaonoverdrive:

Evidently more people need to watch Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?

Yes. People really are this stupid.

I fear for humanity’s future

So fucked an awesome

Beautiful

1 day ago on September 21st, 2014 |39,170 notes

billhitchert:

man this has been the worst life of my life

1 day ago on September 21st, 2014 |269,324 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

[poorlydrawnlines]

tastefullyoffensive:

[poorlydrawnlines]

1 day ago on September 21st, 2014 |17,636 notes
plays

pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard

1 day ago on September 21st, 2014 |92,854 notes
sleepcycled:

THIS IS SO RAW

sleepcycled:

THIS IS SO RAW

1 day ago on September 21st, 2014 |23,081 notes

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

1 day ago on September 21st, 2014 |239,580 notes
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dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

1 day ago on September 20th, 2014 |266,351 notes

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

1 day ago on September 20th, 2014 |161,126 notes
unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

1 day ago on September 20th, 2014 |78,355 notes
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sherlockspeare:

(X)

1 day ago on September 20th, 2014 |225,234 notes
everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

1 day ago on September 20th, 2014 |253,175 notes

skypestripper:

skypestripper:

math.. more like

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1 day ago on September 20th, 2014 |346,015 notes