you said I was gonna be a mermaid
My friend tried to take a selfie with a dog and it puked on her.
IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN
Look at the actual painting, though. Can we talk about the depths of Steve’s denial here?
he just became like 50% carrot
hello world i’m willingly awake before noon and trying to adjust to this strange new lifestyle
i just fucking poured orange juice into my coffee