I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
Evidently more people need to watch Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?
Yes. People really are this stupid.
I fear for humanity’s future
So fucked an awesome
man this has been the worst life of my life
This made me laugh so hard
THIS IS SO RAW
Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"
God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there
"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."
"feel my leg, I just shaved."