when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
Wow at first i was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, then i remembered children exist.
There goes my hero, watch him as he goes.
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot
He wasn’t good enough for her.
I feel like they just conspired together…
THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.
This is so adorable!!
Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way to close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
This is the single best post I’ve ever seen.
Parents need to teach their children these man tips.
"SO HAPPY ITS MY FIRST DAY I HOPE I DO GREAT"
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
college is amazing
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins